What Up, Dog?

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7.Earth To Doris

作詞:David Was, Don Was

At the 'Loveless Motel And Restaurant', out on Highway 33
I met a woman there one night
At the 'Loveless Motel And Restaurant', out on Highway 33
I met a woman there one night
The matchbook says, 'Call For Reservations'

Country ham and biscuits, delicious steaks
She kissed me like she was hungry
So we got a room, playing these tapes of her husband
In the morning, she looked like a horse

No moon just, just diesel trucks
Smoking little cigars, she says, 'Doesn't he sound like Elvis?'
She makes champagne out of 7-Up and cheap wine like a chemist
Next to one of those insect electric chairs

Her skin gleaming blue, everytime a fly died
I read in the funnies, I laughed anyway
'Something's burning somewhere' I said, 'Yes, two, two coffees'
'Yeah, it's us' she says, 'You both want coffee?' the waitress
says

Right Doris?
That's perfect on this cold, dim, fluorescent morning
And a couple of those donuts over there, right Doris?
Earth to Doris, Earth to Doris

Country ham and biscuits, delicious steaks
She kissed me like she was hungry
So we got a room, playing these tapes of her husband
In the morning, she looked like a horse

No moon just, just diesel trucks
Smoking little cigars, she says, 'Doesn't he sound like Elvis?'
She makes champagne out of 7-Up and cheap wine like a chemist
Next to one of those insect electric chairs

Her skin gleaming blue, everytime a fly died
I read in the funnies, I laughed anyway
'Something's burning somewhere' I said, 'Yes, two, two coffees'
'Yeah, it's us' she says, 'You both want coffee?' the waitress
says

Right Doris?
That's perfect on this cold, dim, fluorescent morning
And a couple of those donuts over there, right Doris?
Earth to Doris, Earth to Doris