7.Fit But You Know It
作詞:Mike Skinner
作曲:Mike Skinner
Excuse me, girl. I know it's a bit embarrassing, but I just
noticed tan lines... on your shirt.
See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine
Maybe even nine-and-a-half in four beers time
That blue top shop top you've got on is nice
Bit too much fake tan, though, but yeah, you score high
But there's just one little thing that's really really
Really really annoying me about you, you see
Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit
But my gosh, don't you just know it
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard
I was waiting in the queue looking at the board
Wondering whether to have a burger or chips
Or, what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
When I noticed out the corner of my eye
You looking toward my direction, your eyes locked on my course
I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order
Which lost me my place in the queue I waited for, yeah
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
Woah
(Leave it out)
Are you smoking crack or something?
(Leave it out)
Mike just leave it, just leave it
We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment
(Leave it out)
It's not worth it Mike
Just leave it
Don't touch me
It's not worth it
Don't touch me
(Leave it out)
Don't... look I'm alright
Don't touch me
For awhile there I was thinking, 'Yeah, but what if?'
Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit
Snaring you as you were standing there opposite
Whether or not you knew it, I swear you didn't tick
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queueing
Was clocking onto you, to you, yeah, I had to admit
That yeah, yeah you are fit and yeah, I do want it
But I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
Now, I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew
But I am digressing slightly, so I'll continue
I didn't wanna bowl over all geezer and rude
Not rude like good, but just rude like uncouth
You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you
Well let me tell you see yes, yes you are really rude
And rude as in good, I knew this as she stood enqueued
But I just did not wanna give the satisfaction to you
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
Oi, just as you started to make your big advance
With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand
I was like nah, I can't even, no you look grand
But you looked sharp there smiling hard, suggesting and
Leaning away with your hearty, hearty looking tan
But I admit the next bit was spanners to my plan
You walked towards my path but you just brushed right past
And into the arms of that fucking white-shirted man
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
Ah, oi, why do I give a fuck I've got a girlfriend anyway
(Woah! We've all had a drink mate!)
Oi, we're all a bit drunk, we've had a few fair play
I've got this stella I bombed from that last cafe
This night's not even begun, yes, yes oh yay
I did fancy you a bit though, yeah I must say
I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display
But this is just another case of female stopping play
In an otherswise total result of a holiday
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
Hahaheheheh!
You're fit but you know it
You're fit but you know it
You're fit but you know it
I think i'm going to fall over
I think i'm going to fall o...
Fuckin' 'ell!
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