15.Fan Mail

作詞:Caballero Carlos, Hufsteter Steve, Phillips Leonard

Dear sirs, to whom this may concern
There's facts I'd like to learn
So many things I wanna know
Especially trivial info paraphernalia
Badges and regalia, please send me everything

'Cause I am interested in you and every thing you do
I find myself at all your shows
Could you tell me where you buy your clothes?
Could you sign my little sister's face?
Put your signature any place and please send me a bio

'Cause we've got fan mail, we really, really read it
Fan mail, we really, really need it
I sent you my letter, now I want a reply
You don't know any better than
You won't take your time with my fan mail

So I would like to know just if and when
You'll be in town again so that I could meet with you
And brag at my friends at school
Have you been all around the world?
Have you seen every kind of girl
Or are you from the other side?

'Cause you, you can't believe everything that you read
With the hypocrisy and the greed
The papers all the things that they say
They don't tell me anything anyway
That's why I've gotta get it straight from you
Concerning your situation without an obligation

What's this I find to my surprise
The fans that I idolized no longer seem to exist
Now tell what can be the cause of this, perhaps it could be
their egos
I tell you heaven only knows, I didn't even get a newsletter

Fan mail, send it out to me
Fan mail, special delivery