3.The More I Drink
He was sittin' at the bar,
sippin' on a regular Coke
We were drinkin' and smokin'
and makin' him the butt of our jokes
We all said,
'Man, what happened to you？
Why can't you just have a few？'
He said,
'I would if I could,
but it's probably best that I don't.'
Cause the more I drink,
the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover
and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud....
and it gets worse
Well if I have one,
I'll have thirteen
Naw, there ain't no in-between
Cause, the more I drink,
the more I drink.
A couple of cold ones,
and somebody hands me a shot.
Hell, even buck-tooth
and bow-legged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes
and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll,
ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
Cause the more I drink,
the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover
and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud....
and it gets worse
Well if I have one,
I'll have thirteen
Naw, there ain't no in-between
Cause, the more I drink,
the more I drink.
Yep-yep
Humm, that's what I'm talking about
Man, if I have one,
I'll have thirteen
And they can't get me off the kareoke machine,
The more I drink...
the more I drink.
Yeah, the more I drink,
the more I drink, the more I drink.
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