1.Feast In The Time Of Plague
Mirrors, mirrors everywhere
A thousand eyes reflecting glare
Waves vibrant, thrilling and soothing
Dancing, resting, breathing, moving
Sunlight cranking in the head
Body craving to be tested
Feast in the time of plague
You were a beautiful pig
Feast in the time of plague
You were a beautiful pig
Pounding tables, fists of meat
Stupid messy giddy greed
This inflippent, frightening
Sloppy senses heightening
Praises gushing down from high
Drowning practicality
Feast in the time of plague
You were a beautiful pig
Feast in the time of plague
You were a beautiful pig
2.Unpacking My Suitcase
I was unpacking my suitcase
Pulling out dirty clothes
When evocative aromas hit my nose
One shirt smelled of your smoky loft
Another strongly of spilt vodka
And it occurred to me, how much I brought home
And knowingly your head loaded me up
With the stuff to survive
Through lean times
So starved I could just wither and die
But I was saving little chunks
Of your sweet sweet goodness
And squirrelin them away
I was squirrelin them away
I was saving healthy chunks
Of your sweet sweet goodness
And squirrelin them away
For the long lean winter
All of y'all, so lush and generous
It can get lean and lonely where I hail from
But each luscious one of you
Gave me bounteous charms to chew
And I was stuffing, stretching, smiley-cheeked
For the extent of my stay
You could say that I was
Squirrelin it away
I was just squirrelin it away
3.Dimples
Wrinkled russian newspaper on the wall
Streaks of purple bruises on your arm
Long stemmed roses as a row
Lock of auburn hair in an envelope
Cat calls and wolf whistles
Cat calls and wolf whistles
Cat calls and wolf whistles
Everywhere you go, everywhere you go
Jello shots from a stranger
Turn them in the red granger
Playing catch across the trestle
Tackle turned into a wrestle
Breaking bones with river stones
In the shadow of the project
Sailor stopped the river walk
Waving jolly rogers
Too good to be true
The onus on you
Too good to be true
The onus on you, the onus on you
Time stretches amazingly
When adrenalin is pumpin
With your fist against my temple
Scary when you show your dimples
4.Rips In The Fabric
She was walking down a sidewalk
Sniffing, sniffing in the wind
Thinking of everything and nothing
Just another flighty human being
And satellites were arcing
Undetected overhead
Her cells were busy splitting
Engenacing the dead
Beauty is as beauty does
In the eyes of the beholder
Or collectively in all of us
She was waving to a cyclist
As he went coasting past
In through a lazy intersection
Toward the remainder of his life
And a ferrell cat went dashing
Behind a dumpster there
Which displaced a brown rat
Which went fleeing with a comical flair
We are trapped but we are free
To go through the motions
And be just as happy as we can be
And later on I held her in my skinny arms
My chapped lips were whispering esoteric alarms
But her warm breath assuaged me and the music returned
We continued dancing while big forest fires burned
Space is spooky and time it is a trip
Don't let the preachers, teachers, hipsters fool you
There ain't no rips in the fabric.
5.Society Sue
Anything we should know about your change?
We were strolling hand in hand
We were going to see the man
We were laughing at dapper Dan
We were happy as giant clams
But Calamity Jane ruined everything
With her body and brains
She lived up to her name
She was Calamity Jane
We were kissing beside the park
As the marquee sputtered and sparked
We were bumping our birthmarks
We were happy as lilting larks
But Society Sue, she had something to prove
And when she made her move
There was nothing to do
We just had to make room for
Society Sue
6.My New Life
I am so lonely
I am so lonely
I am so lonely
I am so alone
I am so lonely
I am so lonely
I am so lonely
I am so alone
Without you
I will never find my new life
I will never find my new life
Without you
But one thing I will find
One thing I will find
In my new life
One thing I will find
One thing I will find
In my new life
Is that I don't have to be
With no asshole anymore
And that I don't have to listen
To your bullshit anymore
Yeah, I don't have to be
With no asshole anymore
In my new life
7.Dick Cheney
You're a manly man
You got a fearsome hand
Big strong shoulders
A set of stones as big as boulders
Confident leer from ear to ear
Maybe not the straightest aim
But that don't stop you from shooting
Over and over and over again
You love to shoot
In the face of our resistance
Defiant with a grin
Going down with Dick Cheney
Going down swingin'
So American, So western
You ride off into the sunset
While all civilisation burns behind you
And I, I bet you're humming
Don't fence me in
After the incredible stonewaller
That you have been
I bet you're humming don't fence me in
Admired by a few of the most powerful people in the world
You are head of y'board feared retirement
But you will be confined
To your little bubble of protectors
Cos if you stray you will have to pay
For all the unconscionable wrong
You will have to pay
For all the unconscionable wrong you did
8.Worst Friend
You got one friend who's a flight attendant
You got one friend who likes speed
You got one friend who always wants
To smoke inside of your house
You got one friend who secretly likes
To get peed on sexually
You got one friend who is, oh, so natural
And got one friend we all call the retard
You got one friend fighting cancer
You got one friend who I bet right now
Is barking out in the yard
But I'm the worst friend in the world
I'm the worst friend in the world
When you are down, I'm nowhere to be found
I'm the worst friend in the world
You got one friend who's in Iraq
You got one friend who dresses like little bo peep
You got one friend who is in prison
You got one friend who's really
Really in defeat, sexually
You got one friend who could be a competitive eater
You got one friend who's one of those bad movie buffs
You got one friend who touched you inappropriately
And one friend who you are pining to touch
But I'm the worst friend in the world
I'm the worst friend in the world
When you are down, I'm nowhere to be found
I'm the worst friend in the world
You got one friend who's Emic Arthur fellow
You got one friend who a widower
You got one friend who claims to have taken
A dump in the White House
You got one friend who just gave birth to twins
You got one friend who goes to the gym
At least twice a day
And one friend recovered from severe burns
You got one friend who rubbed his penis
On TV's actual 'Wheel of Fortune'
And one friend who y'all ain't
Y'all ain't even on speaking terms
9.Sewing Machine
Suck in your gut, clench your fist
just finished scaling a big black fish
on a bench out behind the tool shack
in a patch of poison sumac
Mama ordered us some catalogue jeans
She made the cuffs on the sewing machine
sewing machine..
Granny wrote a letter up under table lamp
said her thumbs hurt cause all the beans she had to snap
I lay on the porch looking through the cracks
see the dog asleep and watch those ugly chickens scratch
The prom is coming big sister should be a queen
Mama makes a dress on the sewing machine
sewing machine..
Daddy is asleep he's just home from work
in his comfy chair in his yellowed undershirt
sister is sad she just got the curse
i am fairly happy cause my go-cart kinda works
I want to be a vampire for the halloween
Mama makes a cape on the sewing machine
sewing machine...
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