1.Hair
she asks him why
why i'm a hairy guy
i'm hairy noon and night
my hair is a fright
i'm hairy high and low
don't ask me why
don't know
it's not for lack of bread
like the grateful dead
darling
gimme a head with hair
long beautiful hair
shining streaming gleaming flaxen waxen
give me it down to there
shoulder length or longer
here baby there momma everywhere daddy daddy
hair
flow it show it long as i can grow it my hair
let it fly in the breeze
and get caught in the trees
a home to the fleas in my hair
a home for fleas a hive for the bees
a nest for birds there ain't no words
for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my hair
i want it long straight curly fuzzy
snaggy shaggy ratty matty
oily greasy fleecy shining
gleaming streaming flaxen waxen
knotted polka-dotted
twisted beaded braided
powdered flowered and confettied
tangled spangled mangled and spaghettied
oh say can you see my eyes if you can
then my hair's too short
down to here down to there down to there down to where it
stops by itself...
2.Monster Island
let's pack the kids and crank up the car now
i bet that there's nothing like it in moscow
it's wild wild ride where i met my bride
i wanna go on again if we've got enough money
that's where i'm gonna murder my honey
godzilla will be there to meet you
so be friendly 'cause he just might eat you
murder she wrote on the row row boat
i'm gonna push her right down keep my head above the water
she won't come back from monster island
i see them floating down the hall
ghosts and goblins nine feet tall
the trap door opens and she falls
ooh aah...
monster island monster island
for a dollar twenty five you can murder your wife
and have enough left over for a bag of cotton candy
a shovel could come in handy
there's a jungle where the coconut tress grow
and now the lady's crying 'dear, please let me go!'
i've known her for fifteen years
but now she's lying in a pool of blood
monster island's got a new mound of mud
3.Town Without Pity
when you're young and so and love as we
and bewildered by the world we see
how can people hurt us so
only those in love would know
what a town without pity can do
if we stop to gaze upon a star
people talk about how bad we are
how can we keep love alive
how can anything survive
when these little minds tear you in two
what a town without pity can do
the young have problems many problems
we need an understanding heart
why don't they help us try to help us
before this clay and granite planet falls apart
take these eager lips and hold me fast
i'm afraid this kind of joy can't last
how can we keep love alive
how can anything survive
when these little minds tear you in two
what a town without pity can do
4.Cross Eyed Tammy
doesn't have a boy to call her own
nobody to call her on the phone
you can always see the sun in her eyes
and her mammaries are twice their size
tammy's so cross-eyed to me
you can take her out upon the town
she'll be looking up while looking around
if you've had enough than take her home
take her back into the twilight zone
in her sweater she looks better
and i think you'll find
cross-eyed tammy's got a lot on her mind
5.Goin' Homo
i can't find a dame
they're always the same
i'm going to shame my family name
'cause i'm going homo
i always used to flirt
my feelings got hurt
now i'm going out with kurt
'cause i'm going homo
i'm going homo what could i do
i wouldn't give me aids if i were you
going homo is the way to be when you're turning
going homo today
with my eyes in my pocket
my nose on the ground
people put me down
'cause i'm going homo
i can't relate
i am what i ate
my lifestyle's alternate
'cause i'm going homo
i'm going homo
what could i do
i wanna talk about it on donahue
i'm going all the way to miami
going homo today
all of the questions i don't want to ask
why did god make men with nipples - nipples on a man
all of the girls i know they're butterballs
they're all the same from the waist down
when they're wearing their gowns
i'm wise
i'm through with telling lies
hanging out with guys
i'm going homo
and i'm still here
i'm parking in the rear
all the girls are shedding tears
'cause i'm going homo
i'm going homo
what could i say
we're living in babylon today
i'm going all the way to miami
goin' homo today
6.Dummy Up
i want you before we retire
and it's all i require girl
and i'm asking of you
you know that your mouth's wide
so don't you deny it
if you do i won't buy it
girl what you're putting me through
so dummy up dummy up dummy up dummy up
i want you to dummy up
you don't stop day by day you're nothing but chatter
what the hell does it matter girl
you've got nothing to say
whine whine whine like julio gallo
it's the patter that's shallow girl
it's the price that you pay
every day's like a floor show
listening to a talking torso
asking me to open wide
take it outside
i don't want to hear you - please dummy up
don't want to be near you - please dummy up
end of conversation is the situation
if you'll only dummy up
you've incurred my wrath
you know you should fear it
but you don't even hear it girl
7.Booby Trap
estelle is a vampire
she has a novel way of leaving her calling card
sing along by the campfire
she'll leave her mark while she's stealing your heart
forget her lies about not drinking wine
you love her though you're gonna turn blue
her madness grows like the thorns on a rose
i'd wear a cross if i were you
if you want to date her
you better get her home before she sees the first light of day
but sooner or later
the best laid plans of mice and men go astray
she's the kind of girl put your head in a whirl
she's bound by tradition of victorian morals
the daughter of the devil and the mother of pearl
i'd let her alone if i were you
don't look back
it's a trap
it a fact
it's a booby trap booby trap
don't turn around or she'll surely roll you over
there's no doubt about when i found out i got wise
hypnotized all of the time
but you better get it through your head
she's out to control your mind
nosferatu - she's undead
she'll get your love like a hand in a glove
the fangs of a bat and the heart of a dove
from hell below or heaven above
i wouldn't let her in if i were you
what's it about？ does it snow in transylvannia？
try to chill her out when i found out i got wise
8.Magoomba II
in the beginning since the dawn of man
in forest green and in desert sands
the yearning of humanity
to know that god is a reality
is there a heaven is there a hell
where angels sing and demons dwell
to know all this i used to think was wise
but then magoomba opened my eyes
magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba
magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba
holy holy be his terrible name
utter it once and go up in flames
adorn his crown with butterflies
ayin the sign of the opened eye
the words of madness and mystery
the very power that he brings to me
i rave i rape i rip i rend
is everlasting world without end
magoomba rides upon the whirlwinds
spawn from nature's ancient dream
he moves uopn the world of mankind
like the siren's scream
does he like buddha or jesus christ
can he promise you a paradise
does he bring light like lucifer
bestowing power by the rite of birth
the day of cross and trinity
is done the twilight of the gods has come
it is the morning of magic and mirth
magoomba lives upon the earth
leonard, i'm home
i've got some ho-hos and yoo-hoo for ya
and that special hamburger helper you like
mother, for crimes against magoomba you are to be tried
what are you talking about leonard
come over here and sit down and have your lunch
silence! for kissing me on holidays and social occasions
for making me mow the lawn
and for forcing me to eat your cooking
you shall feel the wrath of magoomba!
now what do you want with your lunch milk or pepsi？
tie her to the altar
leonard what are they doing oh my god
prepare the sacrifice
stop that leave me alone
get your hands off me
9.Caligula
in the city of rome 2000 years ago
the lord tiberius bequeathed to his son caligula
he ascended the throne and many a head did roll
this horrid apparition that hell hath wrought caligula
sent to earth by the light of the earth osteria
given birth by the might of his sword caligula
now in glory he reigns o'er provinces great and small
be he a god or man all must tremble at the hand of caligula
given fire by the light of his sire germania
to be thrown on the flames of the pyre octavia
along the appian way the crucified cry out loud
'by the wrath of the gods be accursed the name caligula'
dominus aquatari ex spiritus nu men
ominus demagorgon extermitor regis
hail romulus
hail remulus
caligula
hail claudius
hail flavius
caligula
hail juluis caesarius caligula
the sibyl spoke of his fame in prophecy long foretold
the one called little boots ＆ the kingdom he'd steal caligula
sent to earth by the light of the word osteria
given birth by the might of his sword caligula
and so a rival god he became to rival the might of jove
the whore of babylon and the beast that she rode caligula
dominus aquatari ex spiritus nu men
ominus demagorgon extermitor regis
hail romulus
hail remulus
caligula
hail claudius
hail flavius
caligula
hail juluis caesarius caligula
when he heard the hooves of madness
that stirred upon his head leaving him for dead
'twas then he'd roam
through the halls of the palace keep
but nevermore to sleep
now the century's past the fates shall tell the tale
woe to the man who would emulate a god caligula
dominus aquatari ex spiritus nu men
ominus demagorgon extermitor regis
hail romulus
hail remulus
caligula
hail claudius
hail flavius
caligula
hail juluis caesarius caligula
10.I'm Stan
i'm stan
that's who i am
he's in the band
that's right
'cause i'm stan
i wake up at 2：30 put my tv set on
pop tarts all right but i can't stand my mom
kevin dubrow what does he know
i know some chords and shit i could play 'em
i'm stan
that's who i am
he's in the band
shut up
i'm stan
that's all the words that i know
that's all the words that i know
all of the words he knows
that's all the words i know
'cause leonard he told me so
dig this
that's all the words i know
that's all the words that i know
all of the words he knows
that's all the words i know
'cause leonard told me so
he did？
that's right
'cause i'm stan
he's stan
don't you know who i am
11.Monkey See, Monkey Do
wake up early in the morning sun arise
confound the theory of evolution in your eyes
they don't want to tell you
they'll try to sell you
to dispel your fears
listen here
we're all playing monkey see monkey do
we forgot what it's coming to
we're all playing monkey see monkey do
we forgot what it's coming to
heads up patricidal monday afternoon
i've got a rope and a tire hanging in my room
i'm not at my station
it's a fine vacation
happens every year
listen here
i've seen cannibals in the night
they live like animals stalking each other
just to have some peace of mind
see them following the eyes of the blind
it's all right later in the evening
sun goes down
everyone's caroling while the zoo is burning down
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