1.Super Rad
I had a small friend,
Who had a fat friend
Who had a big friend
Who gave birth to many friends
With our flashlights to the sky
We waited for them to land.
I got two tall friends
Who know my small friend
Who seem to have a problem with you
They got roman candles
Bottle rockets for the vandals
Who covered our lockers in glue.
(bridge)
We're on our way here we go
We're gonna take over
Set it off one last time
Here we come again.
We were strangers
And we were pilgrims
Role models of the family man
Pioneers and patriarchs
Patriots and matriarchs
Staking out the promised land
Our little army
We were commandos
Gorillas with decoder rings
We felt some opposition
From some villains
Who were wishin'
They could be cadets and kings.
(bridge)
(chorus)
All systems go!
Soon the world will know
The fury of attack
Feel the wrath of
The super rad
The super rad
Super rad!
And if we die
Before the battle's through
Tell our mom's, tell our dads
That we were super rad!
(bridge)
(chorus x2)
All systems go
As we step into the octagon
Feel the wrath of mission code name：
Applesauce applesauce applesauce
Super rad!
2.Red Sweater
I met you in the third grade
I didn't know that you liked lemonade
I met you another year later
You wore a red sweater with an alligator
We chased the ice cream truck across the street
And i thought you seemed kind of neat
We held hands as we walked to the swings in the park.
(chorus)
You're my girl
I'm your man
I don't care if we live in a garbage can
I'm your man
You're my gal
I'm so glad that we are pals.
You're not fat
You don't smell bad
You're always smiling
Never sad
I bet you take a shower every day
Hey hey hey hey hey.
But then when i saw you
Playing soccer with your friends
I knew that day
Our love would never end.
And this whole time
It blows my mind
Oh well whatever
We're so good together
When you marry me
You'll be my wife.
(chorus)
I'm in love, its great
See you again - can't wait
There's so much to do
You're such a pretty girl
We'll travel 'round the world
To see this love through.
And if you ever went away from me
I would cry
I would fall down on one knee
And i would pray
Yes i would pray
That you would come back
To me someday....
(chorus)
Oh well, whatever
You and me
And that red sweater
Oh well, whatever
You and me
And that red sweater
Are go!
3.Magic Chicken!
I was born out back
Behind the chicken shack
I was raised in a cardboard box
And before when i was single
I used to hear the chicken jingle
That's how i learned the chicken rock
When i'm in the mood, dude
I get some nuggets and stuff
And head on down to the fights
I'm rolling in my wheelchair
Zipping down the hill
I'm screaming out 'chicken'
In the middle of the night
(chorus)
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Chicken makes me feel so good
When i first met my baby
I was sipping chicken gravy
And i thought i had to close up shop
(weee pang!)
Now were wedding in a chapel
Eating chicken, drinking snapple
Our chicken love you just can't stop
When i'm done a working
A sweating and a jerking,
And the bossman comes and tells me when
I'm going home to baby
Got my chicken, got my gravy
And we do the chicken dance again
(chorus)
Do the popcorn chicken
(do the popcorn chicken)
Do the k-f-c
(do the k-f-c)
Do the buffalo wing
(do the buffalo wing)
Do the pioneer
(do the pioneer)
Can you dig it？
We got the chicken!
Cut it up, cut it up, cut it up
We got some chicken guts
In a chicken cup!
I'm a chicken ma-chine!!!
(x4)
Roscoe's
We got the chicken!
Goldenbasket
We got the chicken!
Popeye's
We got the chicken!
Pappy parker's
We got the chicken!.
(chorus)
4.Fight Song
5.The Cat With Two Heads
Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
But what happens when man creates
Something oh so wrong
Nature bites back in a big way
Good heavens what have i done!
(bridge)
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.
A scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood that it seeks
That's where we begin our story!
(chorus)
The cat with 2 heads
Whoa, the cat with 2 heads!
College brought education
To this privileged man
High school diploma
A science major
With a government grant
Four years later an experiment
To mutate domestic pets
It turned into a nightmare
So lock your doors
Hide your hot dogs
This cat's upset
(bridge)
Society's been so good to me
My parents paid for my college education
Majoring in biotechnology
Created a beast and now it's after me!
(chorus) x2
Two heads..... of terror!
6.The Story Of Nothing
Once upon a time she was fine
And good people knew her name
I was from the ocean floor
But i remember the look in her eyes
True love the birds would sing
And the trees would call her
Name as she walked by
Love was grand until that magic day
She turned me into nothing
(chorus)
Let's talk about something else
I'm starting not to see myself
She went so far away
But i still see her everyday
Nothing
Let's talk about something else
Can't see myself with anyone else
Please oh please
Let's talk about something else
Before i cry....
Waa, waa, waaaaa
She can't see me, but i can
I guess i am the invisible man
She can't see, what would be,
Nothing hurts worse
Than being nothing
The invisible man
Some things are hard to understand
The invisible man
Nothing worse than turning into
Once upon a time she was fine
And good people knew her name
I was from outside
Where all the animals and
All the trees were happy
What's wrong i'm standing over here
It's just weird that she can't see me
It's as if she waved her magic wand
And somehow turned me into nothing
(chorus)
The invisible man
Some things are hard to understand
The invisible man
Nothing worse than...
She can't see me, but i can
I guess i am the invisible man
She can't see, what could be
Changed her mind and turned me into nothing
7.Captain Hampton And The Midget Pirates
Young jim, as a lad
He looked for adventure
Calamity, danger, whatever was free
So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings
And he left home to find his destiny
Jim just a boy, who's
Head full of legends
Of dungeons and dragons
And pirates and stuff
So that summer he snuck on a schooner
To harpoon tuna
And get real buff
The captain he said
There's danger ahead
We need some brave men
To sail and then
We'll find us those pirates
Stop them with violence,
To make the ocean safe
Once again.'
(chorus)
Cleaning up the oceans
Captain hampton and his crew
Trouble in the seven seas
He'll know what to do
Captain, he hates rubbish
To him pirates are just soot
Scallywags and scurvy dogs
Are crushed under his foot.
Captain hampton, captain hampton
Ahoy, ahoy
Pillaging the pillagers
Triumphantly he'll sail away
Now, seven weeks into the trip
And jim was sick to death
Of being sick
Some kind of action he wanted
As he searched the seas
For everyday was the same old... stuff
The night he felt like jumping ship
But then he heard a crash
Hit the starboard side of the ship
And bumped him out of his bunk
Onto his bottom
Our heroes drew their swords
As the midgets swarmed aboard
The pirates surprise attack
The tiny buccaneers
Caught us by surprise
As we tried to battle back.
(chorus)
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
Captain hampton, captain hampton
Ahoy ahoy
Pillaging the pillagers
Triumphantly he ran away!
8.Martian Girl .
Here's a story that must be told
It's kinda' new, not very old
About a female martian with a wild grin
Big orange eyes and green skin
Blue was her hair
She came from way up there
She wore silver underwear
Almost naked but she didn't care
Why oh, why did she come from
Planet v？
I don't know woh who who
(chorus)
Martian girl from planet v
Will you marry me？
Wo wo wo wo wo
She came from outer space
She came to see
If earth was good
Wo wo wo wo
She got distracted at the supermarket
In the meat department
Wo wo wo wo wo
She's looking at me
She's looking hungry
Think she's gonna eat me!
Wo wo wo wo wo
She's not a bird
She's not a plane
She's got green blood
Pumping through her veins.
Saw a light in the sky
And then i found her
Now i'm having my own close encounter
She smiled at me as she fixed her hair
And then she kissed me
Right then and there
I started bleeding,
That's the weirdest part
'cuz this alien's teeth were razor sharp!
(chorus)
Woah, oh baby,
What a wacky alien she was
I'll tell you why, it's just because
She had an appetite that couldn't be beat
She came from space to eat people meat
I guess i didn't taste good anyway
'cuz when she kissed me,
She flew away!
(chorus)
9.Attacked By Snakes
night falls,
And i'm awake in my sleep
Hot summer air blows balloons in my sleep
Ding dong! rings the bell
There's something at the door so i put on
My slippers and i creep across the floor
From the door i hear hence
Another ding dong!
I peek through the doorhole,
But something's very wrong
For on my porch are thousands of snakes,
Waiting to stirke i feel sick and my knees start to shake
I see no escape
From my paralous fate
As the serpents they siege to my country estate
The devil has opened up hell's gate and made millions of snakes
(chorus)
Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones
Protect my from, their venemous drugs
That spring from their fangs and its obivous ive been
Attacked by snakes
By snakes!
So many snakes you could fill the great lakes
With snakes ha ha ha!
I run, try to hide
But snakebites on my face testify i've been
Attacked by snakes
By snakes!
So many snakes it would take
A thousand crates to contain the snakes,
After me
I'd rather be burned at the stake then be
Attacked by snakes
By snakes!
10.Idiot Box .
Now now now
I'm just a boy
I watch too much tv
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Casper the ghost is so friendly
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Sitting in my living room
With nothing else to do
I think i'm going blind
Just like mr. magoo
I know every single ending
Of every scooby doo
Now
(chorus)
Turn off the idiot box
It's a disease just like the chicken pox
Turn off the idiot box
Now
Find yourself a partner
Turn on the television
And let it control your mind
Friends, romans, countrymen,
I've got something to say
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Get up off the couch
Get up go out and play
Nobody knows, nobody knows
(chorus)
Children i want to warn 'ya
'cuz i've been to california
Where mickey mouse is a demon
Turn it off if you are able
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Take a pair of scissors
And cut off that cable
Nobody knows, nobody knows
(chorus)
11.Powdered Milk Man
The wind blows and i see dust
A cloud of white upon the horizon
My pallet knows, this is a bust
Breakfast is wrecked
For the chidren of the nation
These cheerios, soggy and tainted
Have gone to waste in
This milk of devastation.
Taste is based
From the bones of zombies
The dust is ground
It's not safe to eat or drink
When powdered milk's around!
Call in the troops
Cause here's a scoop
For you and your group
There's a drink around town
And it tastes like foo
The man in the tin suit
Bearing bitter fruit
Breakfast cereal turns to soup
Tastes like puke
Oh no!
It's the powdered milk man
Oh no!
Holding the powdered milk can
The super villain comes a creepin'
When you're sleepin'
And must be stopped anyway we can
(chorus)
You stand before me i will defeat you
You will not break me i will not take you
You're just another unearthy poison
Someone will stop you
You and your kind, step back!
Whoa ho ho ho powdered milk man
Whoa ho ho you must die!
Whoa ho ho ho, powdered milk man
Whoa ho ho ho whoa!
(chorus)
Whoa ho ho ho powdered milk man
Whoa ho ho ho you must die!
Whoa ho ho ho powdered milk man
Whoa ho ho ho you must die!
12.My Skateboard
As one sits and waits
For something to happen
I too sat and waited for you to call
Well, i waited too long and thought
Hey maybe i should call you
But by then you had already gone.
(chorus)
Its friday night, i wanted to go out
I didn't want to go to no show
Didn't want to cruise main street
I didn't want to go to no disco (no no)
I just wanted you to come over
Sit on the couch and hold me tight
But you went out with some dumb jock
And left me alone
With my skateboard tonight.
Now i'm out on my skateboard
And i'm pushing so hard
I'm pushing so hard
I want to see if i can see
If you're still home
But the lights aren't on
And you were gone
So on my way home alone
I took a short cut through the park
And just my luck
You were sitting in his truck
You were making out
With him in the dark!
(chorus)
Why'd you go and change your mind？
You can pick and choose
But with him you're gonna loose
Every time
(chorus)
13.Phantasma Del Mar
14.Lobster Bucket
There are times
When you find
Lobsters in a bucket
Can't climb out
Why won't they climb away？
Because other lobsters
Pull them down
Cherry pits and paper clips
And people talking smack
Giant squid will come right up
And pull your train right off the track.
Mammoth broom swoops on down
And sweeps you in a whole
Friends help each other
Any way they can
When you're up at bat
They'll be your biggest fan
When you're in a pit
They'll pull you out of it
It ain't wrong to write a song
For all your friends to sing along.
People too me and you
Can also be like lobsters in bucket
It's all just one big mess
Please don't be a lobster
Friends are best
Making lunch for the baseball bunch
While playing violin
Feeding bands to giant clams
That's where the fun begins
Cantaloupes and cowboy ropes
Hone those whittleing skills
Friends help each other
Any way they can
When you're up at bat
They'll be your biggest fan
When you're in a pit
They'll pull you out of it
It ain't wrong to write a song
For all your friends to sing along
15.Theme Song
We came from an island
In the sand and the sun
Hidden away from the world
Is that home of fun
We surfed all day
And ate food all night
When there was no more food
Eating sand was alright
But then one dark day out of the sky
Space monster 'm' and friends
Invaded our world
And we had to escape
But we vowed to return again
First we'd take over the world
And then we'd return again
We floated across the ocean
In a hollowed out log
From the blue beaches
To the land of smog
We washed up on the beach
The professor took us in
And that's when the experiments begin
He gave us super powers from chemicals
Then he gave us instruments
So we could rock and roll
Now we're here to fight
To make our foes and friends
To take your money and go home again
Come fight along
We're the aquabats
We're super super guys
We're the aquabats
Join in our journey to battle our foes.
Watch us every week
On our tv show.
The wacky wacky world
Of the aquabats.
We're zippy zippy dudes
We're the aquabats
We're the aquabats
And that's that
So watch us every week
We're the aquabats!
16.Playdough Revisited
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