1.Superman
Ah, how many brothers been charged？
Go through wires and set fires in my garage
Sabotage, i'm coming to you fools in camafloughe
Gods must be crazy, stole yo' style from the eighties
Lookin' at that show lady, why she look like brady？
Shady business, wanna stop and look at my profile
People like me be catching girls with kangol hats on argyl
Styles, skills, i get ill everytime i rhyme
Quantum leaps stole my jeep, gonna catch that fool in time
'cause i'm skeeter, mr. nine milimeeter, with bad aim
Fame, now i'm gonna live forever, never say die
Bronze eyed and black guy with a black eye, fat lip, wanna set
trip
Dang y'all, look at my watch, i gotta shake this spot
So pow, look at this brother with stilts
Thinkin' his name was skeeter, mr. nine millimeeter
What the？ holy cow
A brother hung a couple of sings from these trees
The day that i became an mc
I'm your idol like micheal, so won't you beat it
I'm deader like shredder, i joined the foot now i can't be
defeated
Mis-treated mc's like it was the eighties
My style is tigher than a wet lycra on a two hundred and fifty
pound lady
Maybe, maybe not
Maybe you should check that
Pop this in yo' tape deck, play me in yo' cassette
On channel 7 news at 11 watch these fools get hurt
Have you more confused than a christian reading a bible in a
muslim church
Come down to earth, now ask yourself is worth
Losing your title in a rap recitle？
I've been vital since my birth
Mc's get vaided 'cause i'm over-rated
And if you laughed it, you ran
But when i blast it, you lucky you made it
I'm the most hated mc, just like the ob
You'll be outy like last year, cookin' like gary coleman
'cause no man, no children or woman can get with the super
I got the west coast sewn up and i load up your spot trooper
And ain't no to be continuied
When i get in you get looser
Hope that you get used to losing
So shut up and start thinking
Before i leave you danglin' from my mic cords
And you hear me swingin'
Put yo' gun away, superman don't run away
See i got x-ray, i can spot you like oj on the freeway
But anyway, we can do this all today
'cause i embarass more people on national telivision than
richard baye
Today's topic： 'mc's who set-up for beat downs'
Sit down and tell me about your last lyrical melt-down
You come to battle you get beat like drums
And i'm a put you on the bus and send you back to where you came
from
And i don't care if you don't like me now
You go home and tell your friends i'm the mighty one
Aka skeeter, mr. nine milimeeter, with bad aim
Also known as skee-lo, but you can call me supreman
Super, superman
You know they call me superman
2.I Wish(Street Remix)
Yeah
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
(skee-lo)
I wish i was like six-foot-nine
So i can get with leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know i see her all the time
Everywhere i go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause i know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am i gonna compete with that
Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So i just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! i never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me i get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And i been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad i came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right？
So when i asked her out she said i wasn't her type
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
(skee-lo)
I wish i had a brand-new car
So far, i got this hatchback
And everywhere i go, yo i gets laughed at
And when i'm in my car i'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See i can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that？
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' i 'm a figaro
When i'm in my car i can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise crenshaw on sunday
Well then i'ma have to get in my car and go
You know i take the 110 until the 105
Get off at crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
(skee-lo)
Hey, i wish i had my way
Cause everyday would be a friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names little mookie, big al, lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how i feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See i go simple, i go easy, i go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound？
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh？
Everybody wants to get down like dat
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
Yeah
You know, you know, you know skee-lo
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
You know, you know, you know skee-lo
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
You know, you know, you know skee-lo
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
You know, you know, you know skee-lo
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
3.Never Crossed My Mind
I used to think that i was hard
The kind of kid you don't wanna mess wit'
I'll fight you and your bodyguard
I was illeterate, we're talkin' gibberish
But never considerate of the way i treated friends
I would fight ten kids and i would fly all heads
I would even fight dragons 'til they'd be dead
I would presidents and the mayor, you bet
But it's just too bad because i ain't fought yet
You see, i took a slug at no one
But if i ever did, i'll have to show one
That i was like, able to wreck it
I thought i knew but i didn't know
That all the talk in the world doesn't make you a pro
And so, 'cause my first real fight in the hood
I would bash a skull, if i could
But that's when these kids wrecked my world, swept my feet up
Straight got illed and i was nearly killed
It never crossed my mind
I could go ten different places at one time (all at one time)
I could jump through my ears and walk through my mind (walk
through my mind)
I never thought that it could happen to you
I never thought that it could happen to me
But then it happend, see
Coolin' out, chillin' with my homeboy paul
Now we was chillin', talkin' to ladies up inside of the mall
I got a few numbers and some girl's address
So i was feelin' kinda fly and i was dressed real fresh
We was coolin' as if we didn't care
He was too busy talkin', and so he wasn't aware
That's when he caught a slug to his chest
A hole in his vest, worst of all he made a mess all over the
carpet
Started to tumble all over the place
'cause a bullet has no name, it sees no face
Anyways, this girl pulled a trigger on us
She was tryin' to kill the man who's next to the man
Who's next to the man...what？
And that's all he gots to give
He's ready to die, but i'm hopin' he lives
It never crossed his mind
For my groupies, why must you do me？
You never knew me, so what makes you hot for me？
Is it fortune and fame just because of my name
You wanna tell your friends that you did it skee
See, we can't be, because there is no us
You and i won't happen, so don't make no fuss
Now we could persist with a hug and a kiss
But i can't help but wonder 'who's daughter is this？'
I'm glad you respect me, now let me respect you
If i was a dog, then i might want you
But if you want it that bad, then baby, don't get mad
Because you're welcome to share with the rest of my crew
Now that's on you
I know you fellas who ain't wit' it
You're thinkin' 'like, dang skee, why don't you hit it？ do that,
yeah!'
But you better think again
Next groupie could be your girlfriend
Just in case it never crossed your mind
You never what could happen
Everyday situations
It could happen you're going to the store
Somebody drop a house on you and steal yo' slippers
Who knows？
Never crossed your mind
4.Top Of The Stairs
(skee-lo)
Growin up as a kid tough skins and afros
Wasn't south central, but still it came natural
There wasn't nobody to watch my back
Didn't wanna be strapped to get jacked
Mama taught me not to trust no man
Brother what's your plan？
If you ever lose a fight, then you go back again and win
And i don't care if it was one of your friends
You better bury your feelings within
And understand that on top of the stairs
They got keys to catalacs bmw's mercedes, benz and all of that
And on top of the stairs yeah
They got colour tv's and even girls come in two pairs
And on the bottom you've got nothin but guilt
Bad feelings bein kept homies been killed
When i die always know that i never was see my little brother
drop
So you better stay on top
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
Cause no one really cares about the guy on the bottom
No one really cares about the guy beneath
And everybody wants to be down with the dude
On top of the stairs, top of the stairs
Cause no one really cares about the guy on the bottom
No one really cares about the guy beneath
And everybody wants to be down with the dude
On top of the stairs, top of the stairs
(skee-lo)
Little brother look around you, can't you see
All the possibilities and we, you and me
To the bang boogie up jump the boogie
To the boogie to the boogie to the beat, i'ma emcee
I spent three years in mickey d's cleanin dishes
Half of that time was makin wishes
Want ya hit switches in a brand new six-fo'
But all i could afford was another nine and roseau's chicken and
waffles
How bout that honda cord
Used to watch drop by at night till i got bored
But not no more really that's for sure
Cause i gotta million honeys knockin on my door
And i'm not tryin to score with one
Cause diseases kill and that's ill
To make a mill in you gettin done
When you on top of the world girls may come
But when you fall down you won't find one
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
Cause no one really cares about the guy on the bottom
No one really cares about the guy beneath
And everybody wants to be down with the dude
On top of the stairs, top of the stairs
Cause no one really cares about the guy on the bottom
No one really cares about the guy beneath
And everybody wants to be down with the dude
On top of the stairs, top of the stairs
(skee-lo)
Little brother this is all we got
Me and you will be cruel
Even though it doesn't seem like a lot, it is
So don't be thinkin negative
I know just how you feel when you got time to kill i'll tell you
how it is
I know you might be unsure
Cause it gets rough out there and when it rains and pours
I stole shoes from stores hung out with cool cats
Put cars on flats broke windows with bats
And that's not all even made prank phone calls
I was flossin and sloshin in fox hills mall (so whattup y'all？)
After all please check my credentials
I once got busy in the whenchles yeah
So throw your hands in the air
Wave em around if you've been treated unfair
Yeah cause no one cares (no one cares, no one cares)
Top of the stairs (top of the stairs, top of the stairs)
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
Cause no one really cares about the guy on the bottom
No one really cares about the guy beneath
And everybody wants to be down with the dude
On top of the stairs, top of the stairs
Cause no one really cares about the guy on the bottom
No one really cares about the guy beneath
And everybody wants to be down with the dude
On top of the stairs, top of the stairs
Cause no one really cares about the guy on the bottom
No one really cares about the guy beneath
And everybody wants to be down with the dude
On top of the stairs, top of the stairs
Cause no one really cares about the guy on the bottom
No one really cares about the guy beneath
And everybody wants to be down with the dude
On top of the stairs, top of the stairs
(skee-lo)
Yeah to all my little brothers out there
It's cool to be on top, but don't ever forget where you came
from
Most importantly you better remember
The little guy you step on to get on top
Is the same guy you gonna run into goin back down
Yeah top of the stairs
5.Come Back To Me
'if you don't mind (if you don't mind),
We'd like to play somethin (play somethin)'
(skee-lo)
Gloria, pick up i know your there stop frontin just pick up
Aight look, look i know i messed up
But check it out just listen
(skee-lo)
I'm leavin you this message spotly cause i miss you
I didn't mean to diss you but sometimes i slip, ya got me
Stumblin over boulders lookin over my shoulders
Hopin you're behind me but the sun blinds my vision
No competiton cause i'm wishin and hopin
That we could go to canada, and ann lee lopin but nopin
I know you caught playin with your heart
Shoulda known that i was up to no good from the start
Little hoodrat who's that guy i saw you walkin with
Talkin with actin like he's wit ya
Just like 2 pac you know 'i get around'
But i didn't mean to get around with your little sister
Think i was lookin for your friend so let me try again
To prove myself cause i don't want nobody else
It's been 7 hours and 16 days since you took your love away
So i just want to say that you should
(chorus： skee-lo)
Come back to me
Come back to me
Baby, baby please come back to me
Come back to me
Come back to me
Baby, baby please come back to me
(skee-lo)
Oh stacker, cracker i'm the one who's badder
1 step 2 step 3 step 4
Oh are you sure that you really want to leave me
I tell you that i love you but i don't think you believe me
I never meant you any wrong my dear
Besides yo you can't believe everything you hear
So just like stevie 'i wonder' is there water all under the
bridge
It's thrillin but lately i've had this strangest feelin like
jodeci
I'm goin through the emotions so baby won't you just stay ok!
I'm tryin to get you offa my mind but you just won't go away
In fact just the other day i was coolin at a party on a friday
Doin things my way chillin with my cousin shareef
A girl walks my way couldn't say get away
Cause then again it goes against my islamic believes
So i'm a big game to get to know the honeys name
Cause you know that i was lookin for a real good time
She was fine so i kicked a few lines
But i couldn't get ya out my mind, get ya out of my mind, so
(chorus： skee-lo)
Come back to me
Come back to me
Baby, baby please come back to me
Come back to me
Come back to me
Baby, baby please come back to me
Come back to me
Come back to me
Baby, baby please come back to me
Come back to me
Come back to me
Baby, baby please come baaaaaaaaaccckk!
(skee-lo)
All the real good ships of lollypops
Stop for a second and listen to ya heart
And if ya still say no then i'm gonna have to let you go with it
And wave goodbye and give one last cry
Cause i'm not goin to take it no more so don't do that
Can't keep breakin my heart so don't pursue that
Time has been wasted time has been spent
Pain is the essence but not my intent
So gaze through the woods and stop through the meadows
Cause i love lucy like bill love jello
And if you ever change your mind one day
Then you know where i stay just a block away
And i wait for you to
(chorus： skee-lo)
Come back to me
Come back to me
Baby, baby please come back to me
Come back to me
Come back to me
Baby, baby please come back to me
Come back to me
Come back to me
Baby, baby please come back to me
Come back to me
Come back to me
Baby, baby please come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccckk!
'do you like the music, do you, do you like the music
Hey you ruined my record man i just bought it'
6.Waitin' For You
(＊come on scratched several times＊)
(skee-lo)
Jump, jump geronimo
Buckle up and here we go
I'm here to entertain and introduce my name
I'm skee to the lo and i'm here to do a show
And if you forgot or do not then act like you know
If you could see this wannabe i'm makin sure you're readin me
Know of me knew of me let me hear your demo
I rushed it rushed it to the toilet and i flushed it
Cause cuss words are hush words so sshh i'm disgusted
Just sit back baby listen to your radio
Baffled as a bat sayin who is that？
It's the mad, mad ones from mad tracks
Makin mad beats for you punks to get mad at
So, if you really want to know to who's beat am i rhymin
Really doesn't matter cause i'ma make ya scatter
I might get through but if you wanna start
3 'o' clock we can take it to the park
I'll be waitin for ya
(chorus)
(＊come on scratched several times＊)
Not unless i say i'll be waitin
Not unless i say i'll be waitin
(skee-lo)
Snap, crackle, pop
Oh wow look at me now
Holy cow watch me blew up blow up
Make ya throw up
I got mad fills to make mad bills
If i want a buffalo ruffa-so big
About my chis-nip skills i get ill to make a mill
From the basement of my cris-nip
Wreck shop and get biz with ruff kids
Like jodeci makin sure you notice me
Or was we emcees but wanted all our enemies to stop
And just run, run from-a cause i'm the done, done-a
I'm rappin you don't want to hear that so
The number 1 i'm 2, i'm 3, yo follow me
Yo nuff respect due to the one who calls me
Not jamaican a rastarfarian
I play atari and sometimes nintendo
Relieve is from the endo leave
You got beef and loose teeth
But you really wanna start we can take it to the park
I'll be waitin for ya
(chorus)
(＊come on scratched several times＊)
Wait, waitin in the park
Waitin for ya
Waitin in the park
Waitin for ya
Waitin in the park
Waitin for ya
Waitin in the park
Waitin for
Not unless i say i'll be waitin
Not unless i say i'll be waitin
(skee-lo)
Red rover, red rover
Now watch me come on over
You know i'll cross the sea as if my name was noah
Watch out cause i know ya
Clear across the continent
Cause you know apacalla like the lickin monument
(so heeey!) i'm famous but never call me nameless
I don't like cookies, never been a rookie
Played hooky so whoopee
Arrest me protest me do what you wanna
But you no your gonna have to give me props, give me props
I zip like lock grab my microphone and rock bad news on the
block
Did you forget forgot sweat me not
Well listen to the sounds of a rapper go pop
The weasel like diesel i fills up your truck
？i lock ya to the talent？ so that i make the bucks
I wreck shops for hip-hop and even recruits
Give me a beat so i can flow and i'm gonna wreck that too
Cause i'll be waitin for ya
(chorus)
(＊come on scratched several times＊)
Wait, waitin in the park
Waitin for ya
Waitin in the park
Waitin for ya (not unless i say)
Waitin in the park
Waitin for ya (not unless i say)
Waitin in the park
Waitin for
Ya, in the park
Waitin for ya
In the park
Waitin for ya
In the park
Waitin for ya
In the park
Waitin for ya
In the park
Waitin for ya
7.Holdin' On
(skee-lo)
Bonsai and oh my
Yippee kai yai yay
Hello, hello, hello
Hooray, hooray, hooray
I am here to interrupt your regular program
So hey man now don't you touch that dial
Unless we step in single file
Keep it pretty slowly
Cause you know i like to focus on the ease
And you can call me skee if you please
So come on in, come on in
Come in and give a pound mix and mingle with your friends
Or just have a drink or just sit down
Get up stand up come on throw your hands up
If ya girl is throwin fronts then your brothers keep your chin
up
Be cool with the flexin she's in the mood for sexin
You could pop the question but that's just my suggestion
And when the mood is right we can switch it off to candle light
But hold on to your girls cause if you don't well then i might
I know that you just might be in the mood-a
To want to shoot a spark into the dark
But this is just a start
(chorus)
I'll keep holdin' on
I'll keep holdin' on
(skee-lo)
Thinkin back black yo i could remember that high school flame
Now was it nikki or lorraine yo what was her name
Anyway she was so cute that back at school i tried to rock it
But she often put her purse to any brothers tryin to knock it
So stop it to get with i got with
But what's this was honey just fakin it that kept me from my
ducats
Now the rain has gone i can clearly see
What was we enemies？
Not for long alone is what she wants to be
But what am i to do, what am i do to？
What would you do if you were in the same shoes？
With a bunch of bad news from my hoodrat
Sorry but i gotta scatter i'm movin from the east to the west
So please say god bless and oh yes see i miss her very much
I wish that i could give her my number so that she could stay in
touch
I wonder if she remembers me and what went on
And if she does not understand word is born i'ma keep holdin on
(chorus)
I'll keep holdin' on
(i'ma keep holdin' on)
I'll keep holdin' on
(skee-lo)
Well hello my honey ？dips？
See i'm back from my trip
All the letters you wrote i kept
Do you remember when i left？
I said, 'i'm leavin on the next plane
Don't know when i'll be back again'
Kiss me, smile for me, tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go my little trick-a-dee
Cause life is what you make as we take it as reality
Now we're reunited and it feels so good
You know were reunited and it feels so good
Through the centuries of time heal the rhymes and unwind
Melodies flowin swift with the jazz fill
Kill the lights move in closer to your loved ones
Baby hold em tight like tomorrow never comes
Gaze into the eyes sympathise not the sympathy
Me and mrs jones got a marriage going on understand me
Everything is dandy so what can be wrong
And if you now know the song then sing along
(chorus)
I'll keep holdin' on
I'll keep holdin' on
(my word is true)
I'll keep holdin' on
I'll keep holdin' on
(i'ma keep holdin' on)
I'll keep holdin' on
I'll keep holdin' on
8.You Ain't Down
For one price, for one price, for one price
In the whole history of man, in the whole history of man,
In the whole history of man
All the people on this earth are joined by
(skee-lo)
I don't need your sympathy your misery is drivin me insane
You got your hands out but i refrain
From givin you a pound you bloody hound
You better take heed to cause i don't need you to hang around
Now you wasn't cool ever since back when i got jumped
You played the punk and ran a sprint
See one of us is trippin but i was just concerned
At the time i lost my wallet
And you found it stole my money then returned it
You used to claim in front of people we were next of kin
I never knew that you were sleepin with my girlfriend
And if i did i would've bashed you maybe thrashed you
I never asked you homie tell me is it true
Because i knew you were up to no good
Spreadin rumours on me in the neighbourhood
Yeah, so let me bring this to my point
We ain't friends, we ain't homies and we never shared a joint
So you ain't down
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
(you ain't down)
I don't need your sympathy
Your simple case of misery has caused me pain
(you ain't down with me no more)
Yeah, you ain't down
(you ain't down)
I don't need your misery
Cause mamma said what goes around comes back again
(you ain't down with me no more)
(you ain't down)
(skee-lo)
I remember girls in college who was never ever
Among these beautiful women was my favourite name venetta
Pain, love and agony she's all of the above
I keep thinkin to myself 'oh i don't wanna fall in love'
But oh venetta i read your letter
And it gets better as i read on down the lines but in my mind
I cannot find out why you wanna diss me
Getting me to fall in love with you and just to say you can't be
with me
(you ain't down)
You're messin with my head and although it seems
Your heart is darker than the night so i'm prepared to use my
high beams
You had me doin things silly things
Sharin with you my feelings and in the meantime you was killin
Me softly hey women get off me you know you lost me
Hey that's what you get for actin flossy
You caused me to open up my eyes and look around
I see that we ain't friends, we ain't lovers we ain't homies
baby
You ain't down
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
(you ain't down)
I don't need your sympathy
Your simple case of misery has caused me pain
(you ain't down with me no more)
Yeah, you ain't down
(you ain't down)
I don't need your misery
Cause mamma said what goes around comes back again
(you ain't down with me no more)
(you ain't down)
(you ain't down)
I don't need your sympathy
Your simple case of misery has caused me pain
(you ain't down with me no more)
Yeah, you ain't down
(you ain't down)
I don't need your misery
Cause mamma said what goes around comes back again
(you ain't down with me no more)
(skee-lo)
This is dedicated to the kids who ain't crew
You ain't never been down so homie ain't no pounds for you
You'll never know me so don't you try to show me
We can be friends you can now but somehow you did back then
Just to be down with me you don't need a change of heart
Just change your life and your identity
Cause everybody's on my jock tryin to flag me down
When i come around the block
It's all the same the only thing that's changed is
You used to call me puff but now you call me by name
You and your friends get no love, sympathy or pain
If i gave you the chance then you would diss me again
Is it fortune and fame that you persist to be around？
I don't wanna see a smile i don't wanna see a frown
So now you know that's how it was and that's how it is
By the way stay out of my biz
Cause homie you ain't down
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
(you ain't down)
I don't need your sympathy
Your simple case of misery has caused me pain
(you ain't down with me no more)
Yeah, you ain't down
(you ain't down)
I don't need your misery
Cause mamma said what goes around comes back again
(you ain't down with me no more)
(you ain't down)
(you ain't down)
I don't need your sympathy
Your simple case of misery has caused me pain
(you ain't down with me no more)
Yeah, you ain't down
(you ain't down)
I don't need your misery
Cause mamma said what goes around comes back again
(you ain't down with me no more)
(you ain't down with me)
(you ain't down with me)
(you ain't down with me)
9.Crenshaw
Crenshaw on sunday night
(skee-lo)
Drinkin up my friends me and funke trend
Check the scenery but i'll be steppin on the scene
All the queens get de-fiendin me
They be fiendin me when i'm leanin in my route
When i get the jefferson and i'm bustin at you
And i'm rollin down the other side
On my eyes is the locs freaks all around
They' be tryin to be down because i'm skee-lo yo
It's all good though i'm exbo i'm coastin
Gangster's hittin switches breakin corners three wheel motions
And i'm hopin to pull a fly honey lookin cute
Spittin game what's your name？
You look cute in your daisy dukes
Who me i'm skee, i rap and produce
Pull over i wanna know you and my crew wants to know your crew
Now how them cheeks fit in the seat of that jeep
See this is type of freak that could be cool for me
I like her style she like my style i make her smile she think
i'm funny
Won't front it be pump rollin crenshaw on sunday
(chorus)
Crenshaw on sunday night
Slowin down to forty five
Crenshaw on sunday night
Slowin down to forty five
(funke)
It's only crackin on sunday nights fools don't be out jackin
They be out mackin lookin for action and satisfaction
And i'll be askin these freaks for they at＆t
Well how you doin？
You lookin nice hey my name is funke
Yo your show is swollen around your corner
You trap and you be in freaks got more cheeks than gary coleman
So what's your name？
(my name is brenda my friends call me brend)
That's skee-lo and trend yo call your friends and hop on in
Let's take a spin bust a mission of exposition
You dippin and trippin
And now they got the taste of some chicken and waffles
A daily special for funke
Now since everybody hungry yo i'm bustin a road to roscoe's
Stand with women that stack with toni brax
Brothers left they straps and gats at the pack
The just askin for some jimmy hats so they can tax
But i'ma max and relax and enjoy my bomb day
Crenshaw on sundays
(chorus)
Crenshaw on sunday night
Slowin down to forty five
Crenshaw on sunday night
Slowin down to forty five
(trend)
Bumper to bumper people frontin crenshaw fun
And do flossin on slossin cars parkin music bumpin
Nobody dumpin nobody startin nothin
We just kickin it and getting digits
On one time be givin tickets
But i'm straight with up to date tags on my plates
The boulevard is hot from spot to spot watch your block
All the homies be comin from long beach, compton and wash
This song is props and all the cops can do is watch
It's two 'o' clock am and we still at the parkin lot
Coverin freaks with the camera it's like the freak net in the
atlanta
Georgia, with more hoes than santa told ya
West coast will be havin more hoochies for ya i wanna know ya
That's the type of game that i'm spittin
Rollin up and down the strip steady dippin is how i'm livin
Ain't no fun if the homies can't come
Show ya ride we all packed in the bag at the shaw on sunday
night
(chorus)
Crenshaw on sunday night
Slowin down to forty five
Crenshaw on sunday night
Slowin down to forty five
Crenshaw on sunday night
Slowin down to forty five
Crenshaw on sunday night
Slowin down to forty five
Crenshaw on sunday night
Slowin down to forty five
10.This Is How It Sounds
(skee-lo)
Yeah, this is not the diddy cause the diddy's dum, dum
Now i'm checkin out the sounds of the phat jazz drum
The horns and the samples with the bass and the boom
When added all together it's a phat jazz tune
Listen examine this carefully you can even dance to the beat
Or chill and have a seat or choke of the smoke of a cactus tree
As i'm steady pumpin sounds out my nbc
With the natural ability to make you wanna get down
And maybe slap five to everyone around
So pass me a drink stop and let me think
About the sounds of the street - the funkadella beat
So go and get your friends and strap yourselves in
For the journey's of your life the saga now begins
3, 2, 1 contact we have lift off right？
So i'm about to take flight and this is how it sounds
(skee-lo)
I freak the funk on the microphone check it baby 1, 2
Cause i got the skills and i thought that maybe you knew
That i can be chilled and have a good time
So when you see me - make sure you throw up your peace signs
Recline, let your mind be free
Till the break of dawn at a club i'll be
So you know to put your dirty hands up in the air
And wave em side to side like you just don't care, yeah
Sister's in the back with the afro's
And the brothers in the corner with the jerboas
And if you haters start trouble you know where to go
And now you're tuned in to the sounds of the skee-lo
I take the stage and your aid to another fella emcee
Produce tracks is not whack with sounds from my mp
3, 2, 1 contact we have lift off right？
And so i'm about to take flight and this is how it sounds
(skee-lo)
Beats they be infinite and phatter than the pork
The sounds can be heard from cali to new york
Forget about your troubles forget about your blues
Cause jazz is alive so go and spread the news
And once the news is heard then others can relate
Maybe find the phattest samples from the back of the crates
So chill cool with the breeze microphone check one, two to the
three
Break down doors dance on floors and have your fun
Cause the party doesn't stop till the morning comes
Yeah, now i can feel the beats so i'ma kick back for a second
Have a seat yo and this is how it sounds
(skee-lo)
This is how it sounds
Yeah, this is how it sounds
11.The Burger Song
(skee-lo)
Yeah skee-lo in the house
Givin shouts out to all the homies out there
You know how we do it
Six fo's ragged tops, catalacs
This is how it sounds
(skee-lo)
Hey i'm right around the corner from my marriage spot
You see my bride isn't here i guess she musta forgot
Have you seen her？
Walkin about kinda ruff she got afro ？puff？
Yo i should call her up
See i met her back in high school my school
Cause she was kinda fly wanted to be her guy so i gave it a try
But why did i look in her eyes？
Cause i been around the world with this girl
Now i, see her in a corner
Hey baby look i'm in the spotlight losin my religion
So let me get this off my chest
As i unplug my telephone and give it a rest, stress
Girls be knockin on my door like please
And i be like aladdin always poof all you need, poof all you
need
So tell me homies can't you see
That if you ever wanna be as fat as me
You gots to be a
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
A big mac, a blt
Quarter pounder with some cheese
Filet of fish a hamburger
A cheeseburger a happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side
I'ma a big mac, a blt
Quarter pounder with some cheese
Filet of fish a hamburger
A cheeseburger a happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side
(skee-lo)
Click, click bang what's my name？
How many groupies you know with styles (styles)
Look away the criminal mind
Ticks tocks with a bust to rock em crazy
See wanna play me, wanna smack from your lady
I stroll now i got soul i'm too quick for that
So i step with that left right left
I'm just a hippie your girl she be jockin
Three in the morning got the one time knockin
So yo y'all best to watch out cause i knock out every opponent
For that is in my name and i thought i was on o' dane
Double jeopardy i take beef for three hundred please
How many people would like to join me in this dirty danger？
I was a forest ranger but i got fired for blowin stuff up out of
anger
So yo now tell me homies, homie can't you see
If you ever wanna be a fat as skee
You gots to be a
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
A big mac, (？？？)
Quarter pounder with some cheese
A layer of fish a hamburger
A cheeseburger a happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side
I'ma a big mac, (？？？)
Quarter pounder with some cheese
A layer of fish a hamburger
A cheeseburger a happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side
(skee-lo)
Right, welcome to l.a. and when in l.a.
There is a few tips and pointers that everyone should follow
Keep your head straight ahead and er watch your wallet
(skee-lo)
Hey somebody call the cops somebody stole my socks
Somebody stole my nomometer skeeter when i stop and do they prop
pop, pop
And it won't stop you fools just think i'm fruity
Wanna get with one of my cuties wait a minute man i love lucy
And l.a. is my city cause girls i hear are me pretty
My number 6219999 wanna call me and get with me？
My area code 310 po box and now you know
Representin the west coast whoa!
Cause i'ma
(chorus)
(skee-lo)
A big mac, (？？？)
Quarter pounder with some cheese
A layer of fish a hamburger
A cheeseburger a happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side
I'ma a big mac, (？？？)
Quarter pounder with some cheese
A layer of fish a hamburger
A cheeseburger a happy meal
Milkshake, diet coke bigger or the smaller size
A chicken oriental with salad on the side
12.I Wish
Hey, this is radio station w-s-k-e-e
We're takin' calls on the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true
Hello
1-i wish i was little bit taller,
I wish i was a baller,
I wish i had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
I wish i was like six-foot-nine
So i can get with leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know i see her all the time
Everywhere i go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause i know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am i gonna compete with that
'cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So i just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! i never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me i get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And i been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad i came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right？
So when i asked her out she said i wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish i had a brand-new car
So far, i got this hatchback
And everywhere i go, yo i gets laughed at
And when i'm in my car i'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See i can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that？
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' i 'm a figaro
When i'm in my car i can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise crenshaw on sunday
Well then i'ma have to get in my car and go
You know i take the 110 until the 105
Get off at crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish i was a little bit taller...
I wish i was a baller...
I wish i was a little bit taller y'all
I wish i was a baller (3)
Hey, i wish i had my way
'cause everyday would be a friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little mookie, big al, lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how i feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See i go simple, i go easy, i go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound？
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh？
Everybody wants to get down like dat
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish, i wish, i wish...
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